Dropping The BOMB

Okay, this is big, this is really BIG!!! Our family has a big change coming up and no one - I mean NO ONE knows anything about it so I thought what better way to announce it then on my blog. But I can't come right out and say it - what fun is that? - so instead I'll give you 3 choices and you have to guess. This is big for our family and we haven't even told our kids yet so I guess between now and Mon. (the real announcement) we'll have to break the news to them. This is exciting, scary, nerve racking and a huge leap of faith for us but in the end it should all work out. Okay, enough rambling - here's the choices:

1. We're moving...AGAIN! We've loved lugging boxes around so much we can't wait for the chance to do it again! No actually, with all the hype surrounding my blog my family has no privacy. I am constantly hearing "Is that Miss Fancy Pants of THE Little Miss Fancy Pants?" and "dang, I can't believe I am finally meeting you, I've admired you from afar for so long..." etc. So to protect my family we must move and I will start blogging under a different name and give my kids cute nicknames so as to not attract any more attention. Love the fans, hate the haters!

2. We're having a baby!!! Darren finally won and I agreed that there was yet another little Springer waiting to join our crazy family. Of course we just gave away EVERYTHING baby before we moved so I'm going to register at a couple stores and expect a few baby showers. Not to sound bratty and presumptuous but come on people, I can't be expected to buy all that stuff again. Anyone, anyone? If no one volunteers I'm going to have to nominate you - it will be an honor, promise.(Heidi- I really want Ashly's old crib bedding, just tell your friend that your favorite friend comes first:)

3. Since being out here and surrounded by several polygamist families we've learned to appreciate the life style and have decided to form our own sect. Darren has promised me that I will always be "wife #1" and my job will be to scrapbook the family life. We thought we'd probably need about 4 other women for other various jobs around the house but I tap-tapped the fun stuff. I just don't do cooking, cleaning, child rearing etc. as good as they probably do. I'm already scouting out different women I see and I think with our new way of thinking I can easily find some willing to convert. I mean the old style of dressing is so 1800's. It's time to make handbags and sassy shoes part of the overall dress. No more long hair in braids, no make up, long sleeves and long skirts. This wife #1 is shaking things up a bit and the Springer clan is going to lead the revolution into 2009. Jewelery is not evil people, lipstick is not of the devil...oh I can just see my (I mean Darren's) sermons now. People will look to us as an example and we in turn will show them that the Lord's work can be done while looking pretty and sassy, and there's certainly nothing wrong with a little metro in the man. It will be good, it will be very good.

So...what's your guess? and you better guess or else I will die. I will shrivel up and die because no one will play my game. Then how would you feel? Hmmm, just guess so we don't even have to go there.