*Warning: This post contains adult content, strong language, and some expertly-used symbols in place of profanity -- other words just won't do it justice. Proceed at your own risk.
Drink from hell meet my friends,
Friends, meet my drink from hell!
(Ingredients: crap, crap, and just for extra added flavor, more CRAP. Sprinkle in some shimmery copper shavings so the schmucks who actually pay major $$ for this stuff actually think it's something healthy.)
Unfortunately the pictures don't capture the swamp-like green color of this drink; or that if you let it sit for longer than 5 minutes, you need a spoon to finish it. Yep folks, you read that right, it actually hardens as it sits. What the . . .?! This nasty concoction supposedly cleans out my 34 year-old colon. I want to know what on earth they think I've been doing to my body that only this #@*% could effectively clean it. Heidi calls it the cardboard drink but I would like to most respectively disagree. To me cardboard would taste, well, bland. Nothing good tasting but, in turn, nothing bad tasting. Well, unless they now make cardboard out of #@*%, this is nothing like how I would imagine a cardboard drink to taste. And then they tell me to drink it twice daily. Ahh, seriously? Ummm, they don't know me very well. I tend to stay away from stuff that makes me dry heave to think about it or see. So here's to a colon lined with crap because I'd much rather be lined with it than drink it! (Side note: I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth just talking about this nastiness.)
6 comments:
You know I can't chug nastiness. I can't try any self inducing tricks to start labor. I'm way too chicken. I don't even drink my glucose testing syrup when I'm pregnant. Shhh, don't tell Dr. Winter.
How often are you supposed to down this #@*% ?
Ummm, that looks like our protein shake, mix me up one of those for sure! jk.
You are so funny! I was laughing out loud as I read this and Taylor kept saying, "What's so funny?". Good luck with that drink!
I'm with you. Nasty colons are AWESOME!
Please oh please tell me what's in it - I'm so curious I may have to make it myself.
Emily who is making you drink this? Do you have diagnosed colon crappiness problems that require treatment?
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