Teenagers Already?

If this is any indication of what's in store for me, I'm in trouble.

I was in the car with Ryann and she was singing quietly to herself so I decided to join in thinking we'd have a fun sing-along...
Ryann: Mom, what are you doing?
Me: I'm singing with you.
Ryann: Stop Mom, you're freakin' me out.
...Nice.

Overheard today after school:
Ryann: Evan, look what I got. Evan look, look Evan!
Evan (hand raised, palm out): Okay, stop. You need to say it quiet in your head...geez!

While we were potty training Ryann she was often in a shirt and no underwear to make it easier for her to go on the potty. Apparently, not everyone was on board with this idea.
Evan: Ryann!!!! You don't have any underwear on!!!!
Ryann: I know Ev-annnn (annoyed eye roll and all)
Evan: Ryann, you need to put underwear on, you're creeping my out!
Ryann: Mom, Evan said I'm creeping!

I think all hope of sliding through the teenage years unscathed has vanished. Wish me luck!