She's Out of Control!!!!!

I wanted to relish in my last post a little longer but something has been brought to my attention that needs to be addressed. A friend of mine was looking through an old magazine and in the back was an advertisement for a personal ad website. She thought it would be funny to check it out and much to her surprise she found this and called me right away.
(and here's what the ad said)

I like eating mayonnaise and peanut butter sandwiches in the rain, watching MacGyver reruns, peeing on birds in the park and licking strangers on the subway. I sweat freely so you must be okay with that. My friends often refer to my constant gas passing as "sonic booms,” so be prepared for a good time. If you’re a shy, ugly man, fond of extended periods of self-pity, middle-age, flatulent, overweight, and constantly seeking the impossible then I’m the one for you. Call or email me at your earliest convenience. -JZ

What is my sister thinking??? She's married with three kids, she can't do this. This just isn't like her and I'm worried something is REALLY wrong with her. All this just when her modeling career was starting to take off (see previous post). I think I need to organize some type of intervention to help save her and her lovely family. I'm only looking out for her and her best interests. Please, if there's anything you can do - let me know. My heart is just breaking.