Seriously?!

So, we had two different families touring our house today so we needed to disappear for a couple of hours. Darren thought it would be a good time to finally visit the "new" Ikea that opened this past spring. I think we are the only family that has yet to make that venture so today was as good a day as any. We pointed out the play area to the kids and they weren't interested (dang it!) so we were off. I have no idea what got into my boys but they were literally wrestling their way through the isles of Ikea. Just to be clear, I'm not talking a little punch here and a little push there. I mean slamming into floor displays, rolling around the center isle, falling into other shoppers kind of wrestling. Evan would call out in the middle of a match "Oh, you got my pee-pee!" Nice. Darren and I would separate them and as soon as our back was turned they were onto the next round. Darren was threatening under his breath "Just wait 'til we get home...". I swear my face was the color of my red shirt by the time we made it to the car. I told Darren that this was probably the most white trash I have ever felt while out shopping (and that's saying a lot!). Anyways, it will probably be a while until the next time we can show our faces there - I'll just add it to my ever growing list of places to stay clear of until my kids are grown and gone:(