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So the other day my visiting teachers were coming and I wanted to have the house clean and be dressed for the day before they came. I cleaned the night before and was in the shower by 8:30 a.m. with plenty of time to make it before they arrived at 10...what was I thinking?! Ryann kept crying so I wasn't able to do much in the way of getting ready besides blow drying my hair half way. (Anyone who has seen my hair in this state has to admit it's a cross between a fro and and a wet mop). I'm not even a little dressed when she arrives (yes naked and scrambling for a bra!) and run down the stairs to see her stepping over a mess of toys and brushing what must have been a whole bowl of cereal at one time off the couch into her hands. It seems as though the kids were busy while I was in the shower. I go to sit on the other couch and my parents dog Lucy comes over to me and immediately squats and starts to pee!!!!! What???? She has never done this before, ever, and I had no idea she could hold SOOOO much. Even my friend commented on the amount and the length of time it took to completely empty her bladder. I couldn't do anything except watch in horror and wait for her to finish. (I wanted to contain the mess) I had no idea about the odor and after spending 10 min trying desperately to soak it up, starting a load of laundry, changing my pants that somehow got wet too in the process - we had a good visit. I can't imagine a more white trash experience. We'll have to see what's in store for next time. I can't believe it could get any worse...knock on wood.